Yes folks, just when you thought the UK would try and pretend to be vaguely sane and intelligent MI5 bring you Terror Alerts By Email! Let the mailbombs begin!

Yes, MI5 have decided to completely ignore everything anyone who has used email for more than 5 minutes knows. It's not instant messaging and a message could take days to arrive (well, actually most people seem oblivious to that for some reason) so let's not use it in urgent situations. Also, have you seen an average email user lately? Seriously, forging an email to trick most people takes about 5 seconds - I'm so looking forward to having every other person forwarding on warnings from MI5@bobsfakedomain.ha-ha telling me how the Smurfs are planning to blow up Buckingham Palace at exactly 3:21 tomorrow afternoon.

Yes, the end truly is nigh, at least it will be once MI5 unleash their most pointless and positively moronic odeas on the public. Terrorist's around the world must be chuckling that now they just need to talk about a bomb and not only will they cripple UK airports and London Transport but they'll get out communications infrastuture thrown in for free. Huzzah for MI5. Idiots.