The world breathed a little easier today with the revelation that Scotland Yard had beaten the terrorists! Apparently the evil terrorist plot to blow up some planes has been disrupted by our boys in blue. Now obviously it would be nice if we could claim to have stooped their plan, or maybe foiled since that sounds a lot cooler, but disrupting it's good enough surely?

Okay, so it still sounds like they're going to blow a plane up, but they're going to have to sleep on those really uncomfortable airport seats before we'll let them. Let's see how eager they are to end their own life so they can spend an eternity in paradise after that huh!